The sweet and adorable Bandolino - Texxa is a trendy mary jane in a patent leather upper that will most likely only flatter smaller feet. Sorry, Peggy Hill.

For those of you who don’t watch the Fox network, Peggy Hill is on King of the Hill. She has huge feet and in one episode her feet unwittingly wind up photographed for a fetish site.

Bandolino - Texxa (Black Patent) - Women’s
Available at Zappos.com