I did something stupid over the Easter weekend. I went miniature golfing on a sunny, 80 plus degree afternoon in a pair of mary jane shoes without socks, so I got a mary jane tan! Imagine if you will, a three inch by two and a half inch rectangle (?) of tanned skin on each foot. It looks bizarre. I hope it fades soon. Of course I’m mortified.

If you buy the Born - Women’s Eliza Mary Jane, shown here, and wear them to play miniature golf, please do yourself a favor and wear dark socks to block UV rays, so that you won’t get a weird tan like mine.

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