I neglected to post up the previous poll results for the Giuseppe Zanotti E80173 shoe. The next poll is already up to your right - and it’s a doozy.

Opinion on the Giuseppe Zanotti was quite decisive - out of 247 votes, a full 60% thought this shoe was nothing but a “stairway to hell”. You can count me in the negative majority. Maybe the crazy looking heel would save you from being washed away in the next hurricane, but I’m still not convinced. Well, at least you know it’ll lift your feet out of any puddles if there’s a flood.

Only 21% had a favorable response to the shoe - they thought it was “beautifully boxy”. 18% didn’t come down as hard on the shoe, but still thought there was an “architect amiss” in the design of this platform sandal.